32 “But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 33 Be on guard, keep awake. For you do not know when the time will come. 34 It is like a man going on a journey, when he leaves home and puts his servants in charge, each with his work, and commands the doorkeeper to stay awake. 35 Therefore stay awake—for you do not know when the master of the house will come, in the evening, or at midnight, or when the rooster crows, or in the morning— 36 lest he come suddenly and find you asleep. 37 And what I say to you I say to all: Stay awake.
Mark 13:32-37
“I’ll be back.” — Jesus of Nazareth.
I’m told that in the 1980s, some guy wrote a book called “87 reasons why the rapture will be in 1987”. The year after that didn’t happen, it was revised, updated and re-published as “88 reasons why the rapture will be in 1988”.
If all the hours that had been wasted in speculating on when Jesus will return could be added up and put to some beneficial use, who know what the church might have done? But speculation about speculation aside, it’s an example of how rubbish we can be at when it comes to listening to Jesus.
There is a question that Jesus says will not be answered. He says he doesn’t even know the answer – it is known by the Father alone and he has chosen not to reveal it. He has deliberately chosen not to reveal it. It’s not that he hid it in some obscure code in the bible and if you’re clever enough you can figure it out… not unless you’re seriously trying to claim you understand the bible better than Jesus. It’s a question that he wants us to quit worrying about, because we won’t be able to answer it. God didn’t mysteriously reveal it to the Mayans. He didn’t whisper it into Harold Camping’s ear. He chose not to reveal it.
Instead he told us it would happening. And he told us how to prepare – and surprisingly he doesn’t recommend a calculator and a Jewish calendar. He says: “Stay awake.”
Be ready. Don’t let your guard down. Quit trying to second-guess God and just live ready for Jesus’ return – because he’s coming back.
He doesn’t ask us to figure out when, or to have the red carpet ready or a cake in the oven. He just wants us to be carrying on like he’s the master. Because he is.
So to steal a turn of phrase from the British Humanists, “You don’t know he’s coming back, so quit worrying and carry on serving Jesus.”